Jeffrey B. Miller, the Hershey Hunk

At first, we were all just entranced by the fact that his statements actually contained information. That kind of thing is rare from cops in Jersey. We leaned in closer to the televisions when we saw he was actually answering reporters' questions. We moved closer still as he'd remained polite and unflustered. And that's when we saw. The guy was smokin' hot.

Okay, maybe "smokin' hot" doesn't exactly describe him best. He's more of a classically handsome fellow. But the elegant good looks, combined with his steady demeanor and his genuine desire to disseminate information, makes him a straight female journalists' wet dream um fantasy.

After watching several of us (lesbian, straight, male and female) ooh and aah over the guy, one of our editors shook his head and labeled Miller "the Hershey Hunk".

Since you can bet all your "no comments" that we're not the only newsroom buzzing about him, don't be surprised if he ends up on someone's Sexiest Men Alive or 50 Most Beautiful People list.

He's one to watch. Too bad he was brought to light under such horrifying circumstances.